Candidate For Hall Secretary Speech
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Within the time that I've lawfully lived on Milner, I have come to the realization that this Great Hall and myself share many things in common, among them being a high, generous, and noble spirit. I say Ahigh@ because we are both elevated above all low and vulgar considerations, despising whatever ....
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.... even remember developing the attitude that I was already a Milnerite, a misconception I was forced to reconsider(1) after requesting a hall jacket and being turned down and(2) by the hall name that I was recently given. Tonight I want to thank all involved for giving this VAGRANT a home in which to live and to plead for the opportunity to express my gratitude by serving this great hall.
I accept your nomination with a deep sense of humility. I accept, too, the responsibility that goes with i ....
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